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cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

Lmao the last one 😂

(via orgasm)

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2 months ago

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(via guy)

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2 months ago

piccolowasablackman:

Seven week old puppies playing with mommy.

-SQUEES-

(Source: imbourbon, via guy)

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2 months ago

mynameissnugglefuck:

mermaidchan05:

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*plap*

(via patiently-waitingg)

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2 months ago
eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 
people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’
its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.
you gotta pick your battles

eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 

people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’

its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.

you gotta pick your battles

(Source: astrodidact, via guy)

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2 months ago

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

image

(via guy)

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3 months ago

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via covocal)

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3 months ago
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