Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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3 months ago

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

(Source: hhlil, via cartel)

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962802
Posted
3 months ago

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via cartel)

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Posted
3 months ago

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs, via cartel)

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370426
Posted
3 months ago
unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

(Source: teresaferreira, via guy)

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152508
Posted
3 months ago

magicul:

when someone says something to offend you but you pretend you don’t care

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(via orgasm)

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69901
Posted
3 months ago

littleblueartist:

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

(Source: heathermorris, via guy)

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564375
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3 months ago
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