hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

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whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

(via guy)

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1 month ago

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via guy)

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1 month ago

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

(Source: elderstunningham, via guy)

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2 months ago
thescarletwoman:

mennaoawad:

riddle me that, mankind

THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. 

thescarletwoman:

mennaoawad:

riddle me that, mankind

THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. 

(Source: veganmenna, via guy)

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2 months ago

plasdickbottle:

it’s sad how no one loves me except for acne

(via orgasm)

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2 months ago

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

image

(via guy)

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2 months ago

before-time:

livindavidaloki:

wallsoffragility:

thefuuuucomics:

you:

image

omfg

Reblogging because I did the thing.

lol omg I did it tooo

(via guy)

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2 months ago

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

(via guy)

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