dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via orgasm)

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2 months ago

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via orgasm)

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2 months ago

svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

(Source: molgera, via guy)

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2 months ago

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

(via cartel)

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