blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via asian)

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3 weeks ago

princeofbellehair:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

i can’t believe I’ve never seen this before omfg yes

(Source: becausebirds, via guy)

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1 month ago

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

image

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via guy)

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1 month ago

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

(via jonophobias)

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1 month ago

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: sweatergoblin, via jonophobias)

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1 month ago

sandracl13:

indigoneversleeps:

crazyfilipino:

Florida

reblogging for the excellent gif usage.

(Source: flaccidtrip, via guy)

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1 month ago
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